In the Jungle, the mighty jungle …
Nup. Not a sleeping lion to be seen. Maybe a Puma or a Jaguar. No Pajeros though. Even though the Mitsubishi 4X4 was named after a lithe and athletic pampas cat (Leopardus pajeros), it had to be renamed the Montero in Latin America, since pajero is a Spanish slang term which loosely translates as wanker. But even the best Montero would be out of its depth here. This is the Amazon …. the headwaters thereof at least…. the Rio Napo, a 1000km tributary of the Amazon which begins life in the Ecuadorian Andes and flows eastward to the Peruvian border where it turns southeast and continues through dense tropical rain forests to join the Amazon on its journey to the Atlantic coast in Brasil (with or without a z).
The wow factor is as high as the tree tops we traversed but more of that later. This was THE way to finish a 60 day out-of-Oz experience. Sacha Lodge deep in the jungles of Ecuador, two hours downstream from Coca, 30 minutes up in the air in a turbo prop ATR 42-500 from Quito, three hours at 30000 feet from the Galapagos and a lifetime away from Tony ‘the pajero’ Abbott disclaiming climate change.
Talking of stupid. It is interesting that a bloke can go through life not equating the fact that Ecuador is in fact the Spanish word for Equator. Probably why most lateral thinkers, if given the latitude, would run rings around me.
Our Seven Little Australians had started their South American adventure in Buenos Aires in early September as the Famous Five. Two were added in Lima to keep the Blyton fantasy alive. Post Galapagos, all things Enid were dispensed with as we became the Fab Four all of whom were all able to “picture themselves in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies”. The trip to Sacha is an adventure in itself. We had flown out from the Galapagos airport on Baltra Island to Guayaquil (where the g is not a g as in whacuamole) and then to Quito. More big breaths at 2850 metres and we boarded our TAME (sounds like Tahmay if you care) Embrauer for a thirty minute flight to the ‘oil-town’ of Coca. We were met by Joel from Sacha who fed us, handed out the life jackets and took us the 100 metres to the long-boat for the two hour river canoe ride down the Rio Napo. Twin 75 Yamahas set a cracking pace as the spotter in the front and the captain at the back chicaned us between floating logs, sandbanks and unseen person-eating pirana.
A bit like the Yangtse without steroids, the Napo is the transport lifeline for the movement of most everything which is either shunted in barges or loaded into long boats (no tinnies here) for their journey up or down the river.
And there was us, with our ponchos for the drizzle and our suitcases for the four night rumble in the jungle. The landing was dry, the kilometre hike along a boardwalk through the forest was exhilarating and the final half an hour paddle your own canoe ride filled with expectation. No noisy two-strokes here, all sweat and silent strokes of the paddles. It should be obvious that I was a paddlee, but whistling “Lay down Sally” was a tad unnecessary.
And then, oasis-in-a-desert-of-mixed-metaphors-like, appeared ‘the lodge’. After three hours of travel by foot, boat and canoe, imagine our surprise to see the bar and restaurant complete with welcoming drinks. And Fausto #1.
Now, I’d read Christopher Marlowe’s The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus in El 202 (Elizabethan to Romantic Literature) in 1971 so I knew about the deal that old Dr Faustus did with Mephistopheles when he sold his soul. But Fausto (the manager) assured us that our souls were safe …. as long as we stayed indoors after dark, didn’t deviate from established paths and tipped our guides handsomely for keeping the jungle marauders from devouring us during our four nights in a real jungle with birds to make Lala have a parrotsysm and beer at $3 a stubbie. Piraña heaven. Our own jungle hideaway with hot showers, flushing toilets and an authentic jungle experience in the amazin’ Amazon.
Lodge room 202 was comfortable, insect-screened, ensuited and had a hammock on the deck to lie back and watch the passing parade of wildlife. It also had a ‘drying space’ (lit by a 40 watt globe) to keep electronics ‘dry’ in the clinging humidity of the rainforest.
Aptly named that old rainforest as the next morning attested. But there was no stopping our Guias Naturista, Fausto #2 and Wilson. No, not a typo. Not since 1971 had I had any dealing with Faust. Now two in one jungle (no Capt Bloodwood, not Wunjunga). What’s the likelihood? But no devil-worshipper this one. What he and his Quechan side-kick didn’t know about jungly things ain’t worth knowing. So, after our usual buffet egg scramble, off we went. Like Tarzan and several Janes. Past the Mariposa House where cobalt blue butterflies fluttered by and straight to the high wire.
Three towers above the tree tops, each 36 metres from terra firma and linked with a 275 metre bridge that I Jones esq would have considered risky. Even Tarzan would have balked to consider which of his phobias to accede to. For mine, it was take your pick from the list below but panophobia comes close and coprophobia was a close second but only in the event that the climb might lead to the ultimate motion sickness or at worst, an accidental run for your money.
Phobia Fear of
Acarophobia itching or of the insects that cause itching
Acrophobia heights.
Aeroacrophobia open high places
Agrizoophobia wild animals
Arachnophobia spiders
Bathmophobia stairs or steep slopes
Cardiophobia the heart
Cnidophobia stings
Coprophobia feces
Gelotophobia being laughed at
Gephyrophobia crossing bridges
Hylophobia forests
Panophobia everything
But with Cardiophobia (the fear was that it would stop, not that I had one) licked and the final flight climbed, the view was singularly spectacular.
It was only the Gephyrophobia that needed to be conquered. Said bridge was not only narrow and held together with the sort of trellis plastic I use to grow beans, but was prone to swaying … at least I think it was moving in the gusts of rain but with vertigo and closed eyes, it was hard to tell.
One of our party with a particular penchant for one of the height phobias above, noted at the end of her first crossing that she had been bitten in the webbing of both hands. Small red welts bore some truth to her acaraphobia until she grasped the thin blue poly rope to continue her ‘stroll’. Mmnnn. blisters. Now that’s called hanging on tight.
Three towers. A hundred metres between each. And what bird to oversee our progress? Yep. None other than a pair of vultures. True. But we showed ’em and I expect they ate cake.
Avocational birders, twitchers, bird-watchers, ornithologists and even escapees from the Audubon Society members would find few better hides to check out their favourite feathered friends. Way up high Dorothy. And all the rage with the smartphone generation is ‘digiscoping’. This works best when you have a guide to carry the 20-60x80mm telescope and tripod up the 15 flights of stairs. It also works best when the guide sets the scope, takes your iPhone and adroitly lines up the lens with the scope and takes photos that would please an Attenborough.
And as if three towers in a day were not enough, he who sold his soul (Fausto #2 had us up the old Kapok Tower to watch the sun go down.
Luckily we had overcome some of the aforementioned phobias by then including climbing to 43 metres of new heights in the afternoon sway.
But there to meet us? Yep, number 5 in the all-time phobia list:
But I guess you’ve worked out that we survived and went on to catch pirana in the same lake that housed our swimming pool; and we saw deadly red frogs that locals used to tip their blow darts, three different mobs of monkeys that the locals used to kill with their blow darts tipped in red frog, and self-same locals who let us play with their blow gun. Barn doors at ten paces had no cause for alarm.
They also fed us the local fare and the jungle juice that old mate Fausto used to steady his nerves and Wilson, his two I-C, used to placate his offspring. Not for me the fermented juice of the tuber but the catfish was delish, and the grub on a stick not too bad after managing to overcome grubaphobia.
But all too soon, the days and nights were done and the bar account settled in USD before the reverse trip back to Coca and the ATR 42-500 turbo prop back to Quito for an 8 hour stop-over. Luckily T and D had befriended a local taxi driver named Raul who not only met us at Quito airport but who showed us the sights, took us to the Equator ‘theme park’ and got us back to the plane on time. And all for $100 which was about 1/4 the quote by the tour company. This is us at the Equator Park.
It’s take more than a line in the sand or even a hemisphere to separate me and Lala.
And then to Santiago in Chile via Lima for an overnighter which started at 0630 with a locked airport door (a bit like how folk arriving at Christmas Island feel), segregation from ALL other nationalities to pay the $117USD reciprocity fee (mmnnn Julie, fix that!) followed by our last Chimu Meet n Greet and a tour of the town of 6.5 million with our last views of The Andes.
The tour ended with the insides of my eyelids at 1400 hrs when the hotel room was ready for a nap to compensate for 30+ hours on the hoof.
Last Hurrahs at the Holiday Inn, final re-pack of the trolley-bag and QANTAS QF 28, here we come for the smile trip home (so called because of the loop it takes down to the Antarctic before heading north to Sydney). Ice flows and wine flows saw us in on time and then it was jiggedy jig time to Brisbane and home suite home.
And manflu.
Well that’ll teach you to share a blow gun with someone named Faustus!
And then from WordPress, there was silence. Bliss.